SOVIET YARD TOOLS
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When your yard is full of debris, brick and steel for as far as the eye can see moving it is quite a task. A twelve hour day at Vacuum Tube Factory pay, doesn't get you a John Deere, I'd say the only option you have is to go see Comrade Nikolai at the MINISTRY OF YARD TOOLS. There, he will give you an application, and from the people of the nation, you will obtain YOUR SALVATION. SOVIET YARD TOOLS! Alexi brought home his new SOVIET YARD TOOL and in a matter of hours his yard was free and clear. His yard was fit for the Premier. Grey is the only colour available, but normal wear and tear will take care of that. There are several modules to choose from, But ya better choose wisely! Because you only get one SOVIET YARD TOOL! (Mp3 coming soon!) |
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WHO'S TEARIN' UP THE MOSCOW SUBURBS? |
How do you think the hedges get trimmed at the Kremlin? |
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How did you think they mow around the Iron Curtain? |
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Here is a prime specimen in its natural environment!!!!!!!!!! |
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This unit was once revered as the "cream of the crop" amongst the Soviet's yard tool Legion, and up until October of 1997, was considered classified information. Now, with only 3 years of vacuum tube factory employment (at level 2), you too can own this cold war marvel!!! |
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