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SOVIET YARD TOOLS
How do you think they mow around the Iron Curtain?

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SOVIET YARD TOOLS

 

When your yard is full of debris,

brick and steel for as far as the eye can see

moving it is quite a task.

A twelve hour day

at Vacuum Tube Factory pay,

doesn't get you a John Deere,

I'd say

the only option you have

is to go see Comrade

Nikolai at the MINISTRY

OF YARD TOOLS.

There, he will give you an application,

and from the people of the nation,

you will obtain

YOUR SALVATION.

SOVIET YARD TOOLS!

Alexi brought home his new

SOVIET YARD TOOL

and in a matter of hours

his yard was free and clear.

His yard was fit

for the Premier.

Grey is the only

colour available,

but normal wear and tear will take care of that.

There are several

modules to choose from,

But ya better choose wisely!

Because you only get one

SOVIET YARD TOOL!

(Mp3 coming soon!)

 

 

     WHO'S TEARIN' UP THE MOSCOW SUBURBS?

    How do you think the hedges get trimmed at the Kremlin?

    How did you think they mow around the Iron Curtain?

            Here is a prime specimen in its natural environment!!!!!!!!!!

               This unit was once revered as the "cream of the crop" amongst the Soviet's yard tool Legion, and up until   October of 1997, was considered classified information. Now, with only 3 years of vacuum tube factory employment (at level 2), you too can own this cold war marvel!!!

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